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If this was a normal Tuesday night, I would be currently be watching an all - new episode of Pirate Master on CBS. But that's not the case. Why? Sadly, Pirate Master the best summer show since Survivor has been canceled by CBS. This is very disappointing to me, as for I was so excited about watching the finale and seeing Azmyth win. But there is one light, the final episodes will be aired online. I haven't watched the new one yet so please don't tell me who was cut adrift online tonight. But I sure hope it was Nessa. And I really think that I will be almost as pumped up when Azmyth (hopefully) wins the $500,000 though my future (hopefully) excitement for him will be slightly soured by the fact the show won't get the 2nd season it most certainly deserves.
Well I have a lot to say about yesterday's episode of Hell's Kitchen. First of all I'm very jealous of that Hollywood high school that got to literally got to eat food made by the aspiring chefs. Oh, how I would just love a chance to have some food cooked by them for lunch at my own school. Anyways Julia won the challenge and went to Las Vegas, Nevada and unsurprisingly took Jen along with her. In Las Vegas, Julia and Jen met the winner of Hell's Kitchen 2, Heather West. The other 3 chefs (Bonnie, Rock, and Josh) were forced to clean Hell's Kitchen as a punishment. Then it was time for dinner service. Josh started too early. Being his idiotic self, he made spaghetti before anybody even ordered it. An outraged Gordon Ramsey decided to send him home early. I hated Josh this whole season and he deserved to be send home that way. Though I hated Aaron and Vinnie more but they already went home. Even with Josh gone, dinner service suffered miserably. Gordon Ramsey declared Bonnie the Best of the Worst. Bonnie nominated Rock and Julia for elimination, and sadly my favorite chef Julia was sent home. At least she'll be going to go to culinary school. Even though that my favorite won't win again like my Hell's Kitchen 2 favorite Heather, this is still one incredible season. In Hell's Kitchen 1, I was rooting for Ralph who was the runner - up so this is actually the first time I'll be rooting for my 2nd favorite which is despite of his poor performance this episode, Rock.
Hooray, Azmyth is still King um I mean Captain of the Picton Castle. Let's all get ready for the finale when Azmyth will take home $500,000 and become Pirate Master. Nevertheless, this was an awesome kick - booty episode of Pirate Master. First of all the red crew was replaced by the ghost crew which consisted of all the pirates cut adrift. The pirates still in the game were on the black crew. The ghost crew lost the key in the river and thus lost their chance for revenge as they struggled to find it. The black crew prevailed and thank god. After all, if the ghost crew won it would of been a disaster. As they would most likely would black spot the triad (Azmyth, Jay, and Ben) and I would have to hope that Jay would be miraculously cut adrift. As I said before, the ghost crew lost and Azmyth's captaincy continued. He and his two officers, Jay and Ben decided to blackspot Laurel, Kendra, and Jupiter. In the end the decision was unaminous for Jupiter to be cut adrift.
At first, I was worried sick about this past week of Big Brother, but it pleasantly surprised me. Yes, I still hate Jen, but I gained a little respect for when she nominated Dick and Daniele. I hate Dick too, though I hate Jen more. I found the food competition to be rather interesting again, I couldn't resist laughing at some of the disgusting pies the house guests had to taste to earn real food for the week. Oh fine, some people may like blueberries, but I hate them. Slop pie would of been nice, but I guess it would be unfair to have one person taste something way nastier than everything else. Nonetheless, the girls and Joe (aka the Red team) went on slop for the week. While the rest of the boys (aka the Blue team) ate real food for the week.
The Power of Veto competition, a Christmas themed curling competition was fun because Christmas is my favorite holiday and I couldn't help but laugh at Dick's reaction to the plasma TV. He through the card that would entitle it to him in the snow. Come on Dick, I want a plasma so badly maybe you should of just given it to me, so I could watch these reality shows in high definition. However it was also awkward watching a Christmas themed competition in July because its in December. Now I can go on about how summer and winter are so different but you get my point. Anyways, Danielle won the competition and she obviously took herself off the chopping block. Head of Household Jen decided to replace Danielle with Joe who later got evicted by a 9:1 vote. Now come on, Dick is ridiculously annoying and is pretty much a big of a threat as Joe. So why was Kail the only person smart enough to vote to evict Dick.
With the terribly disappointing departure of Joe, it was time for another Head of Household competition that only continued the devastation when Dick won the title of HOH. Dick if you put up Jen and stop annoying me I'll be your biggest fan. If you put up Kail or don't put up Jen I'll hate you for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house.
Even though I'm a Coke drinker, I am quite addicted to a game made by Pepsi called Finger Footy. Your goal in Pepsi Finger Footy is to get as many points as possible before a barbarian squishes you and ends the game. Each Pepsi wheelbarrow you knock down is worth 50 points and it also instantly kill all barbarians. Each ball you hit into the goal net is worth 15 points. Additionally, when you hit a barbarian with maximum power you not only kill it, but also receive points depending on the type of barbarian. The weakest barbarians (brown suits) are worth 1 point. Average strength barbarians (blue suits) are worth 2 points. Finally, the strongest barbarians (red suits) are worth 3 points. Therefore, I recommend you always use maximum power.
On Thursday's episode of Big Brother, Carol was evicted by a 10:1 vote. I was so excited she was first because honestly I don't think she understood how to play the game. She said she's a fighter but she hardly actually fought. In Big Brother, it doesn't matter how many times you say you're going to fight, what matters is you fight as much as you can which Carol obviously didn't do. Just when I though nothing could disappoint me, I was proven wrong by the Head of Household Competition. Don't get me wrong, I loved the competition which was where you had to think like the other house guests as for if you don't answer a question in the majority you're out. It was definitely more interesting than the typical right/wrong trivia games played on Big Brother. Its just that I hated the fact Jen is HOH and now safe for a week. She is getting more annoying each episode. Despite that disappointment, I will say this episode was still pretty darn good.
All hail the mighty Captain Azmyth who once again led his black crew to victory and $35,000. As you can see, I love Azmyth. The expedition was neck on neck though and for a few moments I actually fought the red crew would win but hooray they lost and Azmyth is still captain. At pirate's court it was a shocking 4:1 vote between Joe Don and Louie with Joe Don being cut adrift. The other blackspotted pirate was Nessa who should of by far been cut adrift as the only thing I ever see her doing on the ship is flirting. She is weak on the expeditions (though not as weak as Kendra) and does very little crew work and her flirting is driving me insane. When was the last you heard of a flirting pirate? I never have for sure. Ah well, she's due to go home next week for sure.
On Sunday's episode of Big Brother, HOH Kail decided to nominate Amber and Carol for eviction based on the fact they were the first out of the HOH competition. What is that all about? Keep the weaker competition and try to get rid of the stronger ones while you can. It is ironic to note however, that Iater became ecstatic that Carol is up for eviction first week as she doesn't want to fight to stay in the Big Brother house and that is going to get her evicted. Of course there was a food competion and it was awesome. After all what's more fun than watching the house guests turning into "butterbodies". Shocking none of them slipped. Though I was impressed with both teams despite the red team won by a huge margin of 77:34 pounds of butter. I would definitely go Big Brother slop that week as if we had a a team with me and few of my friends we would probably only be able to get 2 pounds max. Considering that the butter was in the liquid form not its cold state which is a lot heavier.
On Tuesday, the Power of Veto challenge was just a lame game of hide and seek though no it was still an interesting episode thanks to Jen being extremely annoying. Oh yeah, Danielle happened to win the golden Power of Veto in one of the easiest veto competitions in the 5 season history of the veto. Sadly, she decided not to use it. I was hoping she would of saved Amber and Kail would put Jen on the block. So now I will just hope that Carol gets evicted. I will also soon be posting some videos.
Azmyth, my favorite pirate is captain again. I love his strength on the expeditions. The black crew won obviously as the captain and their two officers are always on the black crew. The treasure was worth $40,000. In the captain's cabin Captain Azmyth and Officers Jay and Ben decided to blackspot Joe Don, Kendra, and Joy. I totally agree with the nominations though not the voting. Joy was cut adrift by a 3:2 vote with Kendra receiving the other 2. I really wanted Joe Don to go home because I hated him as captain. Oh and by the way, I lost a lot of respect for my early favorite pirate Louie as he came up with a plan to cut adrift Azmyth. I should mention there were no votes for mutiny but I just hated the idea of getting rid of Azmyth. Above this post is the video of the catchy Pirate Master theme song. I'll also put a video up for the pirate's court as soon as this episode is uploaded.
Looks like we're off to a wonderful 8th season of Big Brother. I love the enemies twist and I think it'll get even better as time goes on. Though I think we should of been able to vote on who is America's Player. I honestly don't have any one favorite player at this moment as I hardly know most of them that well except for Dick who I absolutely hate. Though I do think the enemies should of competed in the HOH competition and not have them safe for eviction for 1 week without earning it. Being evicted 1st is far more embarrassing than being 2nd. Plus if he was nominated, Danielle would almost definitely give him a vote for eviction. Though still it was an awesome season premiere.
